Chapter One
PART ONE: THE TORQUEST KINGDOM ~CHAPTER ONE~ I hate writing in this stupid journal. The Queen's Advisor told me that it was "healthy." Healthy?! What does she know about health?! All they eat are hamburgers and french fries and other unworldly shit that falls from the sky. I told her so and the Queen dismissed me. I feel like I'm treated differently from her other subjects. And I am, to be honest. The whole kingdom thinks I'm batshit delirious over something that I can't help. I'm a Tristis Eye. That means that I'm "serious." There, I said it. The terrible "s" word. Nobody says that word. Swear all you want, but the moment you say the "s" word, it's over. Done for! You're tossed in cell with nothing to eat but, gasp , french fries. I was put in the Flecto D'ala Detention Center because I kept saying it. Never mind that. I'm not even allowed to write tha...